my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard
fromdusktildarko said: If you, like, wish to itty out sometime, I will happily oblige Alex. Under one condition, you provide the sladkies, I'll provide the blankiewankets.
Rightirightiright. Fair enough, lovely. I’ll like kupet you some real dobby choc-bars. Where wouldst thou like to be privodeeted to? First, I mean. What didst thou in thy mind have for the meetup? I mean, where would those blankets go? Unless you’re more forward than I would have ponied, in that case…I know a real horrorshow hotel type mesto.
ferrisbuellersgirlfriend said: Please come here, Alex. I need you so horribly so right now. I understand you're a busy fellow but perhaps you could set aside a small window for me.
Maybe, May be I might, though I’m quite busy with a devotchka I’ve been going with recently. Her eemya is Marty (a real cohen sidence that eemya, but this one is real horrorshow)
Anonymous said: Please come and fuck me right now, Alex. Please sir I beg of you
Appy Polly Loggies to say I’m happily taken with a devotchka at the moment, though she won’t let me like pony yet of any veshch serious between the dva of us.