Verily I Doth Have a Blog

This, droogs, is the like blog-veshch of me (that is Alex). Yes yes yes, the storyteller thought up by the writer veck Burgess or some such oomny veck. The like blogging site 'tumbling' or 'tumblr' was something like new for your Alex to try. An oozhassny site, really, but still like polezny to viddy what's vareeting in the great stew of cyber-grazz. Indulge me, O brothers and only friends, as your malenky droog govoreets and itties through the gloopy land of the grahzny internet. And all that cal.

My character must answer the three most awkward messages that come into my askbox within the next 10 minutes!

Send any you can think of in, and when 10 minutes are up, I’ll pick the top 3 my character would hate to answer the most and they’ll have to!

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION!

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Sentence Meme;; [Theme: Panic! At the Disco]

thehackerwhocan:

onemansinsanity-onecatsreality:

"Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
"No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.”
I mean technically our marriage is saved.”
But they haven’t seen the best of…

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Send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

(anons welcome)

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Send my muse one of the following to see how they react! (Quotes)

entacher:

"I destroy myself so you can’t."
" I am byesexual as in I’m not interested goodbye."
"Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by."
"I apologize in advance for the way I will hurt you."
"I don’t know anything about you, I just, I really like you."
"I…

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Send my muse one of the following to see how they react! (Quotes)

entacher:

"I destroy myself so you can’t."
" I am byesexual as in I’m not interested goodbye."
"Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by."
"I apologize in advance for the way I will hurt you."
"I don’t know anything about you, I just, I really like you."
"I…

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Grab a marker and write something on my muse! ( Anywhere over my muse’s body. )

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Send me a ὃ and my character will react to realizing yours is purposefully teasing them.

inboxideas:

plumber

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yourhumbleblogger:

swiggity swazat, who wants to skazat?

Welly welly well, bratty. How goes it?

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swiggity swazat, who wants to skazat?

generalroseshadow asked: ღ (Because I regret nothing)

Regret nothing, you like skazat? Let’s viddy about that…

With you, devotchka, I’d have you lay on your back, nice and horrorshow on the bed, your gulliver straight up against the head-board and podooshkas, and your nogas like spread open all like wide, and I’d like leap onto you like a tiger, getting my nogas all up against your groodies, plunging like a shlaga into you and like keeping your nogas pried open and smashing your head against the board as my brooko leans in nice and comfy on your groodies….then I might turn your plott over and plunge from behind, your litso right buried into the podooshkas, plunging harder and harder all the time….veshches like that.

My desires, you must pony, are demanding indeed.