Well kiss-my-sharries it’s my like creator’s birthday! He’s long dead and deep in the like ground, but happy birthday anyway to Sturgess or F. Alex or whoever his naz is or was.
princess-of-the-korova asked: Aw baby, I'm sorry you're not feeling too happy :< *hands you a plate of fresh baked cookies and kisses your cheek* don't worry Alex...♫the suuun wiiiillll come ooout toooommmoroww♫ ((sorry...I've been watching musicals none stop today))
The biscuits were mounched readily, verily so, dearest sharp. Many like thanks indeed your humble Alex does offer, little sister.
Musicals, eh? like that odin McDonald or McDonnel sang from while like performing the old ultraviolence? But I’ve always found musicals to be quite hound and horny, rather vonny and like pathetic, to skaz like truth. Which ones, might I inquire, didst thou like viddy?
The sun did come out and out and out, like you like warbled it would; the sun’s now in my heart, and I’m ready for love! Let the stormy clouds chase, every-one from the place! Come on with the rain I’ve a smile on my face! I itty down the lane, with a horrorshow refrain, and I’m singing, just singin’ in the rain….and all that cal.
princess-of-the-korova asked: Hope you're doing okay sweetie ^3^
I’m dobby as kiss my sharries, verily so my sladky. I trust and pray you feel not baddiwad as well.
princess-of-the-korova asked: I'm alive! :D haha don't worry I didn't hurt myself too badly ^^ I'm a really giggly happy super affectionate drunk, what about you? :)
A real loving like smecking pyahnitsa, eh? Horrorshow. Appy Polly Loggies for this like late reply. My rabbit has been more rabbit than I ponied and no mistake.
I’ve typically hated like grahzny pyanitsas, and if and like when I got pyahnitsa, I’d be much like meaner but much gloopier. I like preferred Moloko plus and hypo jabs to over peeting on scotchman or yank general or beer or veterans or any if that Von.
princess-of-the-korova asked: o k yeah so i almost fell down th e stairs buT I'M OKAy i promise it's all food i mean good (lol foood lol) i m getting relly sleepy though i think this is the last message i'm sending you alex (i didn't misspell it this time yay aren t you proud of me?)
You like giveth me bolshy pride and radosty, verily so, my fair shagged and fashed sladky. It’s all pishcha indeed. Get your spatchka, dear devotchka, before you like break your shiyah or cause like vred to your plott. I like wouldn’t want any veshch really baddiwad to like sloochat to you, bezoomny as you may be this nochy. Horrorshow nochy, and I pray the like morning after won’t be too baddiwad.
princess-of-the-korova asked: i am sittin down bjut i had to get upp to get ma icce cream!!! lol i bought it today at walmart i bought "dulce de leche" flavor it was awesome hav you ever had dcle de leche?? its mexican, it's yummy ^^ i'm trying to not misspell anhything too badly i think i'm failing i'm sorry baby ily i want mor ice cream but i atte it all ;( woe is mee
Dulce de leche? That like means sladky moloko, right? Sounds like a horrorshow veshch, something yummy for the old yahzick. But I have not tried it before. Should we like meet you’ll have to kupet some for your Alex so I can like pony it proper. Should I itty to you I’d readily kupet you some more sladky moloko ice cream, to like skvat the woe from your plott and all that gloop.
You’re doing better from what I viddy. I don’t mean to slip like into Teacher Alex outside of like pol and all that cal, but oftentimes I can’t like stand pyahnitsas in states where they’re like out and out and out and crarking away. No need for appy polly loggies, darling lovely, it’s a starry habit of mine to lash out at others for peeting too much and getting weird.
princess-of-the-korova asked: ALLEX! guuss wht? i'm kind og drunk righ t now (just a lil bit dnt worry) i cant even waalk strai ght i lobe you sso much aklex ^w^
Oh dear Bolshy Bog…I like never would ever have guessed you were pyahnitsa, ptitsa. Your slovos are like all grazzed up and all that cal, kind of’s a lomtick of like an understatement.
I don’t worry, I’ve been pyahnitsa real horrorshow many a raz, too, we’ve all like been there, but for the love of Bog sit down, devotchka, and like use proper spelling. You can’t like itty up in your state. You’ll have a hellish morning, I’d verily guess. My soviet is to like not get too bezoomny.
I’ve never heard of any ‘Ak-lex’ veck, I must confess. Nonetheless, ‘Lobe’ you too, devotchka.
princess-of-the-korova asked: Alex, you give me butterflies in my tummy ^3^ can you stop being so cute and sexy? Thanks.
I’m afraid I cannot like stop, dear devotchka. Can I help being a like handsome, graceful, poetic, dashing, virile, virtuous, gorgeous luscious chelloveck? Ah, but a pity, my lady, as I cannot.